(Tires squealing)
(Brakes squeal)
JK.
I never leave behind any clue or proof after committing a crime.
How did you fall so easily into Tony's trap?
I had to come all the way here because of you.
Wait, let me take a picture of this handsome guy.
How dare you Tony, lock horns with JK.
Even death gets scared..
..by the name of JK.
(Camera clicks)
He won't understand like this.
(Gunshot)
This is better.
How is it?
He looks even better after he's dead.
Hey, I love this expression.
Remember.
Whoever betrays me, will meet the same fate.
So..why are you scared?
He's the one who betrayed me.
Call Anthony.
Tell him to come to my guesthouse.
Hi, JK.
Hey Anthony, welcome.
Welcome, to my love, to my heart, to my friend.
Thank you, JK.
- Thank you for all your support. - Come on.
Here, have some coffee.
What's the next deal, JK?
These old notes are of no use now.
(Chuckles)
- What if we get it exchanged at the bank? - We'll get 1000 in exchange.
- What is it worth now? - 1000.
It won't become 500.
Exactly.
Whether God's in the temple or outside..
..it's the faith that's important.
And, whether the note's new or old.
Money is always money.
And its value never decreases.
That sounds logical.
My millions of rupees are useless now.
Why didn't you deposit them in the bank?
Kidnapping, contract-killing, gold-smuggling, drug-deals.
For years I worked hard doing illegal business to amass this fortune.
I can't deposit this money in the bank, or pay taxes.
I was the richest don in the country.
That's true.
But a single decision by the government changed all that.
In a single night, these notes turned into useless paper.
So what is our plan?
On RBI's orders, all the banks are giving new notes..
..in exchange for the old ones.
But, only for white money.
And, all we did is make black money our entire life.
Tomorrow the RBI is going to deliver millions of..
..new currency notes to the bank.
I have an information.
There's upheaval amongst the people.
ATMs and banks are empty.
The opposition has maintained pressure on the government.
RBI has received orders to issue the new notes.
What's in it for us?
Tomorrow 250 million will be delivered by road.
(Brakes squeal) - What happened? Go take a look.
(Gunshot)
- (Groans)
(Phone rings)
JK..it's Anthony.
JK..the plan was successful. We have the money.
When Anthony goes on a mission..
..how can he not be successful?
Impossible.
Really? You are joking.
I mean it.
You're too much, sir.
So what next?
Get out of there. Avoid the highway..
..and meet me at the guesthouse.
"Get out of there. Avoid the highway.."
"..and meet me at the guesthouse."
Who do you think I am? Your personal driver.
My name's Anthony.
The plan was yours..
..but I put it into action.
I am done working for you.
Now, I am a free man. Now I am the boss.
Anthony, this isn't right.
(Laughs)
There's no place for doing the right thing in this business.
Goodbye forever.
He has hurt JK's ego.
I want a picture of his dead body.
Happy Diwali! - (Crackers bursting)
Hello, good morning.
Meow-meow.
Happy New Year to all of you.
But no happiness for me.
Didn't get it?
Fine, let me explain.
Lucky..these days relationship status change faster than the Bullet train.
Actually, life was already tasteless and hopeless.
But why didn't my stupid mind think about dying before.
Maybe it was my bad luck after all.
Right now, I am mixing sleeping pills in my cold drink.
In fact, even cyanide has become very expensive.
But..Lucky is very smart.
I bought two packets of these cheap pills.
Even if I die, it won't make a difference to anyone.
It will only make my father happy.
Last pill.
Sorry, mom.
Goodbye.
(Glass thud)
Hey, who are you?
If the public gets hold of me, then I am a thief.
If the police catch me, I am a prisoner.
If the court sentences me, I am a criminal.
In short, I am a thief.
In fact, I came here to steal.
And got caught so soon.
Because I knocked over that glass while jumping in from the window.
I see..so you're an amateur.
No, I've been a thief all my life..
..but my vision's slightly blurred at night.
But normally thieves work at night.
Why don't you try a different profession?
I don't know anything else.
(Laughs)
You had to pick Lucky's room to steal.
- What is your name? - Munna Maska, sir.
Munna Maska?
What kind of name is that?
I was caught stealing bread and butter first.
Since that day, people call me Maska.
Ohh..you had to pick this home to steal, did you?
Look there..old torn rags, which even the rag-pickers refuse.
You don't believe me, do you?
Come on, let me show you something interesting.
Come on, don't be shy.
Look.. Take a look.
See..not even one apple.
Maybe there's no apple in the fridge..
- ..but, you must be carrying an apple phone in your pocket. - Wow!
What a creative thief.
You look smart..
..then you must carry a smartphone too.
Let me show you.
Smart man's dumb phone.
1100..
This one was launched on your birthday.
I think this is the only piece left in the world.
Do you know the balance on this phone?
Minus 12.
The mobile company's waiting for me to recharge my phone..
..so they can deduct 12 rupees.
So you're in dire straits.
Getting sentimental, are you?
Well, a thief's only concern other than getting caught is..
I was planning to commit suicide.
But you ruined my plans too.
Were you planning to commit suicide?
Yes, of course.
Dude, dude, this is really amazing.
I really love autobiographies and suicides.
You know what, why don't you tell me your sad story.
Otherwise, I will commit suicide.
You seem to be more interested in suicide than the media.
Always fulfill a dying man's wish.
Fine, but this time a dying man will fulfill your wish.
Come sit, I'll tell you my story.
I have a dream in life which can never be fulfilled.
I am dying to hear all about your shattered dream.
Tell me.
My dream is someday my father calls me by my name.
He never addressed me with my name.
What did you say?
Why does a father have a problem with taking his son's name?
I guess it's an interesting story. Tell me all about it.
(Sighs)
I was born in Chittoor District.
But it was a moonless night.
My son..he's so handsome.
Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!
Move aside, let me take a look.
You know, brother-in-law.
The case we've been defending for 9 years, you finally won it.
Really?
And now, you own the ice-factory and the rice mill.
- Great news. - You're very lucky.
It's not your brother-in-law.
It's my son.
[Chanting prayer]
Mister, pick up this ring..
..and write your son's name on this rice.
He's very lucky, so we'll call him Lucky.
Now whisper Lucky in his ears thrice.
Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law. There you are.
Your ice-factory and rice mill have burned..
..to the ground due to a short-circuit.
Brother-in-law.
There you are.
We've received 2.5 million from the insurance company..
- ..for your ice-factory and rice mill. - Really.
Now, do you believe that my son is lucky?
You're right, sister. He's very lucky.
You know what, Neelkant.
Deposit that money in the name of my son.
(Laughs)
That day my father took me to school for the first time.
- Monday. - Monday.
- Tuesday. - Tuesday.
Hello, sir.
What's the name?
Bhagat Verma.
Not yours, the child's name.
I see..
- My child's name is.. - Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law. The bank where I deposited all the money..
..was involved in a scam.
What happened? What is his name?
The teacher kept asking my name, but my father didn't stop.
Due to all the losses in incurred..
..he stopped taking my name.
Tell me whether you're lucky or unlucky.
Even Google couldn't answer this question.
My mother thought I brought good luck..
..whereas my father thought that I only attracted bad luck.
Bad luck always kicks me away like a football.
- Have you tried adding an extra K to your name? - What an idea.
I took up an appointment with a numerologist called Nandu.
- Then what happened? - The income-tax raided his home.
You've seen this terrible world at such a tender age.
Are you going to die with all these secrets in your heart?
Hello, good morning, meow-meow.
The story isn't over, my thief.
Don't you want to hear about my lifestyle?
What a car..I am floored.
Hello, good morning, meow-meow.
A cup of ginger tea for me.
Stop dreaming.
Master has refused to give you any more credit.
Why is that?
Because you owe him a fortune.
You know what the American, Russian, and Indian scientists..
..have researched on tea?
- What? - Ginger tea is injurious to health.
And since then I've stopped drinking tea.
Then stop coming here as well.
Who will come here if you give such respect?
This tea-seller and my father..
..they all think I'm good for nothing.
Wow..I forgot to reach the paper today.
Hello, good morning, meow-meow.
- One cardamom tea. - Right away.
This tea is bad.
- You'll get a better one there. - The tea here is nice.
I'll cardamom and ginger.
"I need.."
Oh yes, wanted watchman.
(Car honks)
I could've become a wicketkeeper in cricket..
..but a gatekeeper..
No, that is not my range.
Let me look for another job.
Wanted doorman.
Doorman.
- Good morning, sir. - Have fun.
(Laughs)
Soon the world will bow before me..
..so, there's no way I'm going to bow to anyone else. Not happening.
I'll only bow before the Indian flag.
I won't take up this job.
You won't..
You won't take up this job.
Hey stupid, I am talking to you.
Don't you have a mind?
Don't laze around like a prince.
Take positive Padma's advise seriously.
A man without a job, and a girl without makeup..
..gets no importance in this world, understand.
So think positive, be positive.
Understand, stupid.
Deflated tire and a man without fire are useless.
If you want to progress in life, then be a gentleman.
Quit drinking and exercise.
Get my advice.
A man addicted to drinking, and a woman addicted to smoking..
..their life goes up in smoke.
So be positive.
I see..
Now I must find a job.
For this positive Padma.
Let us find a decent job.
Search! Search! Search!
Wanted Asst. Manager for Kony solution.
Doubt. Doubt. Doubt.
Any doubts. Many doubts.
Yes..this is Doubter Dhanush.
Actually, when I was being born..
..the doctor had a doubt whether I will survive or die.
And now I doubt whether he was a real doctor or a compounder.
Anyway, where did you work before this?
ICICI.
I see..
No, I see..
Why did you resign?
Did you commit a fraud, or affair with the boss?
- Sir.. - It's just my doubt.
In fact, your face is doubtful. You also thinking.
Go write something on the board.
Do I get the job, sir?
My boss is my boyfriend.
Boss meaning me, right?
I need employees who focus only on the job..
..otherwise they become a threat to the boss.
That's what my boss told me.
I doubt whether he was right or wrong.
Now no doubt, please get out.
Okay, sir.
Rosy, why do I get a new doubt every couple of minutes?
Good morning, sir.
May I come in?
You already come in.
Looking at your personality..
..you look more like a boxer, or a bouncer.
And I doubt whether you're fit for this job or not.
'I should've worn my boxing gloves instead.'
Anyways..
Go and write something on the board.
Go.
How did you guess that write something on the board..
..would mean to write the spelling of SOMETHING..
..now I have a doubt about how I am going to react.
Just like there's an omelet hidden in the egg.
The answer is hidden in your question.
Well said..godddamn. (Laughs)
Am I right sir?
You are something..
Even a female candidate wrote something on the board.
- A girl? - Yes.
- She wrote something on the board too. - Exactly.
Sir, this job is very important for me.
Actually, I work like a one-man army, sir.
What a coincidence.
That's what the girl said too.
Then what did you decide?
Let's do one thing.
Whoever arrives at sharp 10 am tomorrow at the office get the job.
(Laughs)
First in school, and in college too.
Tomorrow is also the first of the month.
I will reach first tomorrow.
I doubt.
I doubt it too.
I mean if you sleep early, then you'll wake up early.
Forget it, I am bad luck.
If I set the alarm for 10, it will ring at 11.
That's why I will stay away all night.
Wait a minute, you can stay awake all night if you like..
..but I've to shut shop.
See that shop.
Go and spend time there.
That way you can stay awake all night.
Interesting.
(Sighs)
I've to reach by 10, there's still time.
Let me stretch my back.
'You will get the job if you reach 10 am sharp.'
What's the time now?
'I doubt you'll reach by 10.'
Hurry up, Lucky.
You've to be on time.
Save me, God.
Where is it?
Dude, did I miss the bus to Madhav Nagar.
I've been waiting for an hour.
Oh no..
What's the time?
9:30.
Lift. Hello, lift please.
I'm going to lose this job.
I should go home and sleep.
Hello. Excuse me.
Look here.
Yes, you.
- Do you want a lift? - Yes.
- Hop on. - Okay.
Thank you.
I like your dignity of labor.
Thank you.
She's wearing a red color saree.
This color is very lucky for me.
Thank you, God.
Here, here.
- This is the place? - Yes, thank you.
Bye, Bye.
I still have 10 minutes to spare.
This job is mine.
Lift is here.
Let's go. Wait. Wait.
Thank you.
Wow..I guess you've been dieting
Will the lift go up?
Wait, stop.
Hold on..what's the hurry?
Are you missing your lunch?
Wait.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Ladies first.
- Please, please.. - But the lift is already overloaded.
Not giving respect and place in the lift to women is a crime.
You come, please.
Thank you. Thank you.
My Certificates.
That's the consequence of giving a lift to a woman.
Hey.. Stop.
Lucky, if you want this job, you got to run.
Run. Run.
For the job, Lucky.
You must get there before 10.
Run. Run!
(Panting)
Meow-Meow..what did I do?
I ran to the eight floor instead of seven.
Come on Lucky, run.
Yes, yes, my doubt was right.
You see..you're not on time according to any watch in the world.
So there's no doubt about your lack of punctuality.
Hello, good morning, meow-meow.
Listen, boss. The sun rises at 6 in summer..
..and 7 in the winter.
The sunset and sunrise in every city are different.
Even the Sun God isn't punctual.
I am just an ordinary man.
So will my boss decide your time?
Sir, why trouble your boss?
- I'll be on time from tomorrow. - I don't want to trouble you either.
That's why I am giving this job to that girl.
Who is the lucky girl who took away this Lucky's luck?
That pretty girl with a glowing face.
My new girlfriend.
'Hop on. I'll drop you.'
It will look better in a square.
Yes, that's what I'm saying..
Hello, good morning, meow-meow.
Please vacate this area, please.
Sir, you gave the job to my wife.
- What? Wife? - Wife?
I doubt it.
Hello, boss meow-meow.
Whether you give the job to me, or my wife.
Doubt. Doubt. Doubt.
Are you two really husband and wife?
What? Husband?
He's no husband, he's a rubber band.
Hey trying to make a connection with husband and wife..
..instead of connecting to wifi.
But there's no wifi in the office.
Love at first sight, right?
No, no, marriage at first sight.
Huh, marriage at first sight?
Yes, I was enjoying my life without a job.
But you recharged with your charge of positivity.
That's why I applied for a job here.
By chance, you applied here too.
I gave an interview, but you got the job instead.
This morning you gave me a lift on your scooter..
..and I gave you a place in the office lift.
I just realized that life is so beautiful.
It is nothing but destiny.
Put your lecture on destiny in the dustbin.
Making Positive Padma yours is impossible.
Someone's said, be positive, and positive things will happen.
Is this a software consultancy office or a marriage bureau.
I doubt.
We are life partners.
We must find a date for our marriage.
Begin preparations for the wedding, okay.
Daddy!
Master, your cheek is bleeding.
The blood on my cheek is negative.
But I didn't cut my throat, that's positive.
- Think positive. - Understood.
What? Really?
Father-in-law.
The house that you gave us..
..has been demolished, because the government says it's illegal.
Our house was demolished, that's negative.
But we weren't there, that's positive.
Am I right, father?
Daddy!
Positive Padma looks in a negative mood. What's wrong?
Some crazy guy is irritating me to marry me.
He's only proposing you for marriage, not for the first night.
Think positive.
His positive is making my blood pressure rise.
No, daddy. I will kill him.
Padma, meditate for five minutes.
It will calm you down.
Then you'll alleviate all your troubles..
..and feel you're in the presence of His Holiness.
(Plate thud)
This sound is so positive.
Maybe he really wants to marry you.
That's why you forgot to stay positive.
(Sighs)
I doubt whether the fish catches a cold in cold water.
Even I have a doubt that why do you doubt everything.
I don't think you're qualified to counter my doubt, I doubt that.
(Laughs)
If team losses the semi-final and still insists to play..
..similarly when someone doesn't get the job, and he still shows up for work..
- ..it's a doubt. - Ask him yourself.
Let's see.
Hello, mister.
- Hello, good morning, meow-meow. - What are you doing here?
Helping out his wife is every husband's duty.
Wife?
Whose wife?
Nonsense.
No problem, you can call me husband.
Guys. Guys.
The entire night I have a doubt whether I switched on the alarm or not.
In the morning I doubt whether..
..I am brushing my teeth with shaving cream instead of toothpaste.
Right now I have a doubt whether..
..I am wearing an underwear or not under my pant.
Mister. Mister. Mister.
An accident occurred on the road today.
So I have a doubt whether he survived or not.
Doubt in my mind, doubt inside my body..
..doubt outside my body, so don't add any more doubts.
Did you come here work, or share the job with your wife?
Of course share with her.
Correct?
Hello, this is not a shared rickshaw, where you can share a ride.
Get out. Right now!
I gave you my heart..
..just give me a small place in your heart.
I've already found a place where we will get married.
I've also fixed a place for you on my double-bed.
Shall we try for twins?
Now I doubt whether this is a software company or Lover's point.
People propose their love first.
But, you're so weird.
Directly proposing for marriage.
All my doubts are cleared.
- Sir Please.. - Sorry.
Remember what I said.
Not love, marriage at first sight.
Get out!
My wife's angry today.
She's really shining in that purple dress.
- I'll meet you later. - Mister. Mister.
I just had another doubt in my mind.
Please..please..keep that doubt in your mind.
Otherwise..
- Sir, I am really sorry. - What is this, Padma?
Hello. Meow-Meow.
Wear a green dress tomorrow, and come to Green park's green temple.
I will consider it as a green signal for marriage.
Okay.
I doubt she will give him a signal.
This time even I have a doubt.
- Will you give me a signal? - Yeah.
God, please answer my prayers.
You here?
Hello. Good morning. Meow-Meow.
Hello. Hello.
What is it?
Like you said, I am not wearing a green dress at all.
Look at me. It's white.
This isn't love at all, its lust.
Don't follow me.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Meow-Meow.
Why is Positive Padma reacting so negatively today?
Thinking negatively about you has become positive for me.
Lord. Lord. Lord.
Lord. Lord.
How can anyone do anything positive..
..as long as he doesn't think negative.
The man who invented the fire-brigade must have thought about fire first.
Negative and Positive have their own importance.
I don't want to see you again.
Nor does destiny wants to see us together.
Understand. Goodbye.
(Laughs)
Stupid!
How nice.
You're looking awesome in a green dress.
(Snaps finger) Hey, positive Meow.
Now even God and destiny have given the green signal.
Marriages are made in heaven.
This Monday is a very auspicious time.
How about we get married on that day?
(Music)
(Whistling)
[English rap song]
Stop it.
Why are you so angry?
You should be thankful that I am still quiet.
Otherwise, I would've reported you to the Police.
I am taking pity on you and letting you go.
Then take pity on me and marry me too.
No..please.
Don't try to turn a positive person so negative.
Okay. Let's separate.
- But before we separate, you must hear a story. - Fine, go on.
Years ago there was a king in Ratnagiri.
His name was Ratnababu.
That king had nine children.
No, he had seven kids.
The king had good stamina, and the queen was very cooperative..
Fine, I get it. You continue.
His nine children went on a hunt.
The eldest killed 9 tigers.
The younger one shot a cheetah.
The rest turned up empty-handed.
They shot 6 rabbits, 8 monkeys, 6 bears, 7 deers..
..8 tall giraffes, and 9 huge rhinoceros.
But you know, they didn't shoot a single bullet.
They shot them with a camera.
Today I told you about Ratnagiri..
- ..tomorrow I will tell you about Sholapur. - Hold on.
Stop making up fake stories.
- Goodbye. - Hello. Meow-Meow.
Lucky's phone number is somewhere in this story.
Go home and decode it comfortably.
I am never going to decode it.
Every time I close my eyes, I can hear his voice.
Why is this happening?
I won't do it.
'You won't do it.'
'Actually, it's not your cup of it.'
Who does he think he is. Challenging Padma.
I'll decode it right now.
The king had 9 sons.
Went on a hunt twice.
Okay.
The eldest killed 9 tigers.
The younger one shot a cheetah.
6 rabbits, 8 monkeys, 6 bears, 7 deers, 8 giraffes, 9 rhinoceros.
9 2 9 1 6 8 6 7 8 9.
Yes..I cracked it.
Yes!
Is this really his number?
I must check it once.
(Phone rings)
- Hello. - Hello.
Who is this?
Padma. Positive Padma.
I decoded the message and cracked your number.
But why did you do it?
Don't brag too much.
I only did it to prove my intelligence.
Not intelligence, but your emotions.
- You were thinking about me, weren't you? - No!
Hello. Good morning. Meow-Meow.
What you couldn't say today..
..I've already read it with your positive eyes.
I want to meet you, Padma.
And I know you won't refuse this meeting with me.
Yes.
Tomorrow morning, Eagle Pizza.
Not just 500 and 1000 rupees note, you should be banned as well.
Why is that?
One look at you and you can drive anyone crazy.
Girl's don't fall for you until you don't flirt with them.
By the way, Padma. Did you tell your family about me?
My family never says no to me.
Positivity is our family characteristic.
When I told them about you..
..that you're jobless, useless and good for nothing..
..and do nothing, and wander around aimlessly all day.
I thought my family will say no.
But you know my family immediately said yes.
Thank God.
But there's a servant in our home.
You mean like a maid.
He isn't ready.
Actually, the reason when they asked about your job..
..my dad took your job too seriously.
You should fire that servant.
That won't help, you must find a job.
Lucky..this fan works hard day and night to give us cool air.
So why can't you work hard?
I am not telling you to become the Prime Minister.
You can at least become a pizza boy.
After that, we can get..
Lucky.
- Lucky.. - Your order, madam.
Lucky.
You already took my advice.
Not just a pizza boy, but I can even become a beggar for your love.
No!
No! No! No! No! No!
Sorry, Pizza boy okay.. Very good.
All the best.
I have 250 million.
It's not easy to evade JK.
He has my passport.
I've applied for a new passport.
Return to your city..
..and get your passport.
Once we get our passports..
..we'll escape JK's clutches for good, and escape to Dubai forever.
Your change, sir.
Keep the change.
My boss gives me a fat salary.
I can't accept a tip. Thank you, sir.
You're not used to taking tips.
And, I am not used to taking my tips back.
Then there's just one solution for it, sir.
(Laughs)
Who?
- Me. - Yeah.
Positive.
First, you refused to take the tip.
And then you took the money and gave it away to charity.
You're the perfect son-in-law for our family.
A positive husband for our girl.
Soon our good days will return.
- Really? - Yes.
- Can I deposit this money now? - Positive.
(Laughs)
Yes!
Did you think of committing suicide because of that servant?
- You're wrong, bro. - Wrong.
Two cups of tea.
- Extra water, right. - Yes.
- Chotu, can I get some water? - Of course, sir.
Hey boy, don't forget the ginger and cardamom.
- Excuse me. - What happened?
I am short of 9 rupees to buy 90ml.
Can you lend me some money?
So..now even you've resorted to borrowing money.
Why don't you rob and steal like you do?
(Laughs)
Good joke. Good joke.
So will you lend me the money?
No, but I can offer you tea instead.
I will kill you.
He's from my gang.
Who is this drunkard?
- He's my friend. - What is this twist now?
A friend wants to kill his friend.
I will kill you.
But why does he want to kill you?
You look pretty harmless.
It's a tragic story.
Why is there always a tragedy in all your stories?
There can't be any incident in my life without a tragedy.
When my family threw me out..
..I came to live with my friend Rajesh in Hyderabad.
Buddy, how are you?
- How are you? - I am fine, what about you?
(Phone rings)
Hello.
What a miracle?
I don't believe in predictions..
..but as soon as I shook hands with you, I got promoted.
Oh, God. Now he'll get surrounded by bad luck.
His time has come.
- Listen Rajesh, I must go back home. - No. Never.
I got promoted by shaking hands..
..I wonder what will happen if you become my room-mate.
If you become my room-mate..
Come on. Come with me.
Try to understand.
Don't think, let's go.
Rajesh, only my name is Lucky.
But it's like a merry-go-round. Soon you'll be facing bad luck.
It's all nonsense.
What world are you living in?
It's a hi-tech city, hi-tech area, we're living in 4G.
And you're talking about numerology and astrology.
I follow the logic.
I follow WhatsApp and Twitter.
You follow me.
- Why did you come to Hyderabad? - I wasn't doing anything back home.
(Laughs)
Don't worry, I am the HR.
- All I need is a single meeting. - I see.
(Brakes squeal)
Good morning, sir.
- He's the apple of my eye, and my best friend, sir. - Hello, sir.
He's my neighborhood friend.
I copied from his answer sheets and scared new heights..
..and this poor boy is still rotting away in that same neighborhood.
He was my bench friend..
..that's why I let him ride in my Benz.
Give him a job in your company..
..and he'll take your company to new heights.
Certificates.
I lost them in last years floods.
(Laughs)
You don't need certificates.
I am his experience certificate. - (Phone chimes)
Give him the job, sir..
..and he'll take your company to new heights.
Thanks, man.
So sir, any message?
Not message, it's a mail.
Wow..am I getting promoted again.
The company's CEO Mithoon Rajan has been arrested.
(Gasps)
Arrested?
And all the employees have been terminated.
(Gasps)
Terminated?
The company's shutting down.
There's been a scam.
The employees have been black-listed.
Do you know what that means?
Our employees won't get a job in any other company.
Life-long unemployed.
What about my friend's job?
You fool, when you've lost your job..
..how can I give him one?
Honestly, your friend has taken the company to new heights.
My photo's on that badge.
Let me keep the laptop, at least I can play games.
I told you that I am bad luck.
Let me go back home.
Nonsense.
I don't believe in these things.
I only believe in science.
These are the ups and downs before the good times.
You don't fear, I am here.
My father-in-law is Mayor.
I'll convince my father-in-law to give you some job.
I mean deputy-mayor.
All I have to do is make a call.
(Phone rings) - The old man's going to live really long.
Hello.
Father-in-law, I was going to call you but you called me instead. Tell me.
- I saw the news. - What news?
What's your is mine, simple.
You can forget this marriage.
Marriage is canceled.
Cancelled.
You're not doing the right thing, father-in-law.
Your daughter is madly in love with me.
And she won't find a better suitor than me.
Hey listen..
..don't you understand what my father's trying to explain. You fool.
Your father has grown old and stupid.
He won't find a gentleman like me.
What gentleman.
I will rather marry a joker than a jobless guy like you.
- Hang up, useless, jobless. - At least listen to me now.
It's better, let me go back home.
Silence, I have a Mercedes.
And a flat in Banjara Hills.
One more shake hands.
That's it. Let's go, follow me.
- Oh, SBI. - Hi!
What brings you here? I already paid my installment.
Can you pay it next month?
Did you get the news so soon?
Give the keys.
And the keys to your flat.
What for?
Because you're going to sleep on the platform.
The keys are the watchman.
Take your hands off. Take your hands off.
Hey..
We met at the bus stop in the morning.
And now, I don't even have bus fare.
You're bad luck. Bad luck. Bad luck.
I must follow an astrologer in this age of 4g.
Don't just stand there, get lost.
- I can't leave you in this condition. - What?
You won't leave me.
All that's left now is my funeral. I just have to lie down in the casket.
If you won't leave, then I will leave. I am going.
I will go.
What is all this?
His condition is worse than a dustbin.
But doesn't make a difference to you.
Anyone who meets you gets permanent bad luck.
Whoever shakes hands with you, his whole life gets shaken.
You're like the toll-tax gate in his highway called life.
You're bad luck for him.
Please, tell me the rest of the story quickly.
How many more lives did you ruin?
They should be committing suicide.
Somehow my life was finally on the right track..
..when one-day papa called.
Lucky.
Hello. Good morning. Meow-Meow.
- Hi. - Darling Meow.
- When did you arrive? - I.. - (Phone rings)
Wait, I am getting a call.
Hey..
(Phone rings)
What is this?
Your father never takes your name.
So why is he calling you today?
It must be my mother calling from my father's phone.
Hello, mom. How are you?
Your sister is getting engaged, son.
Very good. Is that why you called?
So that I don't come for the engagement?
What are you saying?
Your father has asked you to come.
If mother told you, now you have to come.
I don't trust you. I won't come.
You know I am so unlucky.
What if the engagement gets canceled?
I don't want to take a risk.
That won't happen.
- You must come. - Give it to me.
Hello, mother-in-law. I'll bring my husband along.
Promise, bye.
Positive. Positive. Remember.
We'll go together, and also attend the function.
Unite the father with his son.
- And this is my house. - Be positive.
It's a very nice home.
- How am I looking? - Amazing.
Come on.
Priest, are the arrangements in place.
Yes, everything is ready.
My mother.
Fine, get on with the arrangements.
You're here, son.
Your father called you, didn't he?
Oh, God. Now I am in trouble.
She lied.
Don't just stand out there. Come in.
Hello, uncle.
Anger makes your blood pressure high.
Laughter keeps you fit.
Positive. Positive.
Right.
Yes.
Take them inside.
Come dear.
[Chanting prayer]
Tell your son to keep smiling till the marriage.
Of course.
- Mister, give them the auspicious coconut. - Yes.
Give this to everyone.
I am handing over my only daughter to you.
- Treat her like your own daughter. - What's this?
She's our daughter.
Why are you calling her your daughter?
Dear, do we have a son or daughter?
You forgot again. It's our son's marriage.
I see..
Now I remember, we have a son. Son.
He's got a funny nature.
Because he was a standup comedian.
(Laughs)
I think uncle has a memory problem.
And aunty is covering it up very smartly.
Listen..I spent all my earning to make my son a doctor.
You must come for his hospital's inauguration.
- What are you saying? - Ask them about the money?
Did you arrange for the 2.5 million like I asked?
Yes, just a little while. The money will be here.
- Brother-in-law. - Oh, God.
Oh no, my bad luck uncle.
Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law. That guy who was supposed to give the money..
..has asked to come after two days.
Oh no.
Now I'll get blamed for this as well.
Coming here was my biggest mistake.
Hello, how are you guys?
The money will be arranged in two days.
We will wait.
- We'll see you then. - Okay.
Total loss.
2.5 million for pocket money.
- Lucky man. - This isn't pocket money, it's dowry.
Then tell papa to give it.
Brother, you got to take it.
Why is that?
This is your best chance to win your father's trust.
I see..
Tell me something, whose idea is this?
It's my positive daughter-in-law's idea.
Stupid idea.
25 years ago he suffered a loss of 2.5 million because of me.
25 is my unlucky number. I won't go.
Lucky, be positive.
Please don't lecture me on positivity now.
I'll take it.
Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.
Do you know what's going on?
Sister gave that money to Lucky.
But I was supposed to take that money.
I know.
- You know, brother-in-law. - Shut up!
I get it.
Twins get separated in a fair.
And you lost your bag on the bus.
Correct?
Not correct.
I don't have an option either.
I'll use his memory loss to my advantage..
..and say that I gave the money to him.
It's wrong.
I don't want to do it.
But I must.
Just tell your father everything positively.
He will understand.
He will commit suicide.
Please, do as I say.
Try to think positive.
Fine, I'll think of something.
But I must go now. Bye.
Lucky..
What? Bags got exchanged.
You're so careless.
My diamond necklace was in that bag.
Our passports are much more important than that necklace.
If we want to JK escape alive, then we must find that bag.
What is the name of that travel agency?
Hello. Where do you want the ticket for?
Sir, my bag got exchanged. Can you please check?
If you want premium tatkal, you can get it.
Excuse me, sir. My bag got exchanged on the bus.
Yes, sir. Any problem.
My bag got exchanged on the bus.
Both the bags are same.
Check yourself.
Is this your bag?
Thank God.
Papa's money.
(Sighs) Got it.
Thank God. My passport.
Thank you, dude.
Hey..
Wasn't it you at the hotel that day?
You didn't take the tip and put it in the box.
And now you returned this bag.
There was a diamond necklace in this bag. Didn't you see it?
I don't touch others belongings.
I like your character.
Thank you, sir.
Can I go now?
- Okay go. - Thanks.
New 2000 rupees notes.
Where did you arrange it from?
Let's not get into details.
There's a sack on the roof, filled with 1000 rupee notes.
Speak softly.
Even walls have ears.
If you know someone at the bank, get my notes exchanged.
What is this note for, son?
Papa sent dowry money.
- Now I remember. - You can check.
Your father is a man of his word.
He's a nice man.
Even you look quite handsome.
- Are you married, son? - No, sir.
You see my younger brother has a daughter.
I have a girlfriend, sir.
Even I have a girlfriend, sir.
I eat rice-cake here, and burger outside.
I think aunty is not at home.
No one's at home.
Everyone's gone out.
- Sir, I'll leave. - Say thanks to your father.
What's the matter? Padma's phone is unreachable.
Today is Lucky's luckiest day.
I am very happy.
And I can't talk to her today.
Fine, I'll try in the morning.
25 missed calls.
My lucky number.
Must be something wrong. - (Door bell rings)
Papa, you here?
Come with me.
Where are we going?
I can do it if something needs to be done.
(Brakes squeal)
Did you give him the money?
Of course, I did.
You would've given me the money if you had come here.
What are you saying, uncle?
I gave you 2.5 million rupees yesterday.
It's true that I have a memory problem.
But I am not forgetful to forget 2.5 million.
Look..I know he brushes with shaving cream instead of toothpaste.
And also rings the neighbor's bell at night.
But he always gives me his salary.
- But maybe that day.. - Don't interrupt.
- I am not so forgetful. - But, uncle..
Look, just tell us whether you have arranged for the money or not.
Don't create a scene in my house you two.
- Aunty, you can't talk to my papa.. - Stop it!
You lost that bag yesterday, didn't you?
Yes, I..
Padma told me everything on the phone.
That's true, papa, but I found the bag again.
I don't want to hear anything.
I got humiliated because of you.
I've to listen to their taunts because of you.
They say that this is a charade.
You've defamed my reputation.
You will get your money.
I will arrange it.
I promise to pay you the entire money.
Please don't cancel this marriage.
Papa..listen to me.
Papa..
Believe me.
I gave them the money.
Honestly.
I gave them the money, papa.
Now I am assured of one thing.
It was a big mistake giving birth to you.
If I let you stay here any longer..
..you won't just ruin my daughter's marriage..
..but my heart will stop beating as well.
Today I pray that..you had died during birth.
We would've mourned your death.
As long as you live, we'll keep crying.
Don't be my son at your next birth.
In fact, don't be born again.
Uncle..
See Padma, papa doesn't believe me.
But now I believe that you're a negative character.
I told you that you should tell papa the truth.
But, you didn't listen.
You thought it's better to lie.
Do you know what this is?
My father sold all our jewelry and gave this cheque.
Do you know he's so worried about you?
And you never listen to me.
I will never forgive you.
Not in this lifetime, or the next.
Goodbye!
And since that day papa never spoke to me again.
Actually, he thinks I am dead.
And even my sweet Positive Padma..
..accused me of being negative.
And since that day, I didn't even talk to my mother.
She never called.
Now tell me what is my fault.
Hold on.
You're absolutely right.
A bad luck like you should die.
Gulp it down.
What is this?
You're encouraging me instead.
I will..
I will stop anyone who tries to stop you.
Here, gulp it down.
(Latch rattles)
- Gulp it. - (Door knocks) - Someone's at the door.
Maybe it's good luck.
(Door knocks) - Don't wait even if its Deepika or Kareena.
Gulp it down. Come on.
Who knows maybe its Positive Padma.
Nothing's more important than this. - I won't die until I don't find out.
What are you doing here?
Brother, this is my apartment.
Oh God, another twist in the story.
This isn't your home.
Will keep quiet.
Hello. Good morning. Meow Meow.
This is my flat.
The penthouse of Sai Krupa Apartments belongs to me.
Sai Krupa Apartments is in the next complex.
This is Sai Rupa Apartments.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, dude.
No, problem.
'There was a diamond necklace in this. Didn't you see it?'
'I never touch others belongings.'
- Lucky. - Yeah.
Lucky, I need a favor.
Sorry, man. I am flat broke.
Your life will change for good.
Keep this bag safe for a day.
And I'll give you 10 million.
I swear..
Come this side.
Dude, 10 million for a single day.
You can commit suicide tomorrow..
..after you make me a millionaire.
You mean I'll die to make you a millionaire.
I'll build your tomb with marble. We'll share it.
- The second option is better. - Fine.
Let's do it.
Deal final.
Oh, God.
What are you looking at?
The deal's final.
Lucky, I'll come back tomorrow and give you 10 million.
Okay.
Take care of the bag. Bye.
Who is that clown?
He gulped down that glass full of poison.
Who will give us 10 million now?
(Sighs)
My Luck has deserted me again.
Who said you're unlucky.
When you tried to commit suicide, I saved you.
When you tried to die again, he saved you.
Believe it or not, but you're a lucky guy.
Forget all that.
I must get some more sleeping pills.
Lend me some money.
That guy who was going to give you 10 million is going to die today.
And, if I lend you money the police will catch me.
- Take the bag. - Keep it.
(Brakes squeal)
Where's the money?
You didn't expect that I will find you.
Even I didn't expect that you will betray me.
But I was certain.
(Slaps)
Then why didn't you tell me?
Hey..you hurt my ego.
Don't expect that I will leave you alive.
Bring him to me.
(Groans)
Money with L.
He left a puzzle before dying.
L?
(Door knocks) Dude! Dude! Open the door.
Mr. Thief. Are you distributing newspapers nows?
Did you read the news?
What happened?
The guy who gave you the bag died in a car accident last night.
So we won't get 10 million.
It's all ruined.
Bad luck.
That's not bad luck.
Now the driver of the car has become the suspect in killing him.
Left, right, center, you're lucky from every angle.
- There's logic in what you said. - Right.
A thief can come empty-handed..
..but he won't leave empty-handed.
- Such high thoughts. - I gave you such good news.
How about a small reward?
Fine, let me check.
This is right.
No!
This is no ordinary back, it's bad luck.
If I take this bag with me, I will end up at my funeral.
- I won't touch this bag. - Are you sure?
- I am sure I will not take this bag. - Ohh English!
"Lucky. Lucky. Lucky."
"Damn.."
"Lucky. Lucky. Lucky. He's damn lucky."
Hey boss..
- Why did you come back now? - You were giving me the bag.
That offer is over.
Restart that offer again.
You fool, you kicked away your destiny.
It was a naive mistake.
Don't lay eyes on it.
I won't spare you. I will kill you!
(Laughs)
Happy Friendship Day!
- Happy Friendship Day! - Don't be so happy.
I have a keen sight of a thief.
Those notes you're holding a fake.
If we try to buy chocolates with this, they will put us behind bars.
How can we find out whether these notes are real or fake?
Very simple.
I know one such foolproof place.
We'll try tonight.
Money with L.
- Did Anthony had girlfriends? - There was someone he was seeing.
- What is her name? - Lavanya.
Lavanya.
L for Lover.
L for Lavanya.
(Snaps finger) Yes!
She has my money.
- What happened? - Didn't Maska get in?
The bouncer didn't let him in.
Poor guy.
- Your order.. - First, bring the bill.
Bill?
Bill or full?
Today is International Reverse Day.
First get us the bill then give us fully.
Hold on.
Check the note, take our order..
..and get us drunk.
Yeah!
Hey, Lavanya. Didn't your boyfriend die in a road accident?
What boyfriend?
Money is important to me, not the person.
Sir, cash.
New notes.
- Who gave these? - That guy.
Who is he?
Bank Manager or Bank Cashier?
Rajesh, why did you stress on check the notes?
The manager doubts us now.
We'll get caught.
He knows that the notes are fake.
He doesn't know himself. He's checking.
Looking at their fake smile I think the notes are fake.
(Laughs)
He's coming here.
I think he checked them.
- He's coming. - Yes, he's coming.
He's coming this way. I will handle.
Sir.
- Did you check the notes? - The notes are okay, sir.
I know.
Yeah!
Lavanya. Look there.
They have new 2000 rupees notes.
I think they are very rich.
Good days are here.
I've found my new boyfriend.
- Lavanya. - Who are you?
- Badri. - Yeah.
- Anthony's girlfriend is really beautiful. - That's true.
Look at her eyes.
With a beautiful girlfriend like her.
Anyone can betray for her.
Tell me..where's my 250 million?
Where's my money?
His text said Money is with L.
Have you lost your mind?
If I had the money, would I be dancing here?
Wouldn't I have run away?
- Badri. - Yes, boss.
She's got a perfect mind, like her perfect figure.
Yes, boss.
If she really had 250 million..
..she wouldn't be dancing in a bar.
There's logic in it.
L..L..
I will find this L.
Dude, are the notes original?
Are they real or fake?
Calm down. Calm down, Maska.
I said calm down, you'll get me in trouble.
What a beautiful girl?
- So sorry, she's your sister. - I will kill you.
I mean my sister.
You can never be positive.
You're negative, negative, negative.
To hell with her positivity. Let's dance.
(Car honks)
Calm down, Maska.
Stop dancing.
- Stop dancing, my father's here. - What's happened?
Do you see?
And you were worried about him.
And he's dancing so shamelessly.
Shame on him.
Let's go.
- 250 million. - Great.
And shell out that bundle of note.
- Keep it here. - Caught red-handed.
What next, Lucky?
- Life will be like a business class flight now. - Yeah..
- Now our money will do the talking. - Right.
Right, Lucky. What are you thinking?
Lucky? What's wrong with you?
I wish my father would call me up and invite me to the wedding.
This money means nothing compared to that happiness.
What's really rare for me is to hear my father speak to me.
My father didn't believe me even after I gave them 2.5 million.
We've no right to these 250 million.
We'll hand these over to the Police.
I want to prove my honesty to my father.
You must announce the serial numbers of those notes in the media.
Then we can catch JK easily.
No. Not yet.
Don't take that decision so soon.
Let me speak with the higher authority first.
Only then can I tell you something, okay.
- Who are you? - Sir, my name is Lucky.
The money you were talking about on the phone is in this bag.
How did you get it?
Sir, this man gave it to me.
- He's JK's right hand. - Who is JK?
He killed 10 people cruelly for this money.
Why didn't you arrest him if you knew that?
How could we arrest him?
We didn't have any proof or witness.
We found many bullets in the dead bodies.
Then we found out that it was taken from an Inspector's gun.
Two days before the rime..
..that inspector filed a report for his missing gun.
That's how sharp he is.
I see..
Many years ago, there was a scam in the Char Minar bank..
..and he was the main culprit.
But again, no proof.
In 2007, there was a chit-fund scam.
And, we couldn't find any proof either.
Anyway, finally, we've recovered the entire amount..
..after so many days of the robbery.
I promise you that your name will be published in newspapers.
Sir, I don't want credit for it.
What?
I want something else.
What is that?
I promise you that I will bring JK to you in seven days.
How can I believe you?
There's no need, sir. You're already convinced.
Correct.
Just give me a week's time.
JK will be exposed in front of the media.
Okay.
You'll be given a talented police officer for this dangerous mission.
Everyone's so lazy.
They take a bribe and cheat all day.
And they do nothing other than that.
And what's happening these days?
Whenever I turn on the TV..
..there's nothing good coming on it.
It was better when I used to hear the radio.
At least they played good songs.
Life was better.
Show something nice, dear.
So that I can eat my snacks, go home and sleep.
I like to sleep. And I even like to work.
Show me something nice.
It's 5 pm.
Just one more hour of duty left.
Not again.
I've been watching TV since 4 pm..
..but not a single scene worth watching.
She's cheating on me again.
Good afternoon, sir.
Sir!
Who are you?
I wanted to return this bag.
You found this bag it at the railway station..
..and brought it to the police station.
No, sir.
There are 250 million rupees in this bag.
Mother!
What is this? 250 million.
Son is this a bag or the entire bank you're carrying with you.
I spent 25,000 from these 250 million, sir.
Why only 25,000, you can spend 2.5 million.
You're a six-pack, naive and honest guy.
The nephew of Anna Hazare.
Gandhiji's nephew too.
You should be awarded the Bharat Ratna.
Son, what is your name?
Lucky, sir.
I am much luckier than you are.
Will you find its owner and handover this bag to him?
Leave that to me.
You better leave now. Hazare's nephew.
Gandhiji's nephew too. Love you, son.
Pink notes..post demonetization.
(Phone dialing)
(Phone rings) Yeah..
The money you lost has reached me.
Now, will you come to me, or should I bring them to you?
What's the name of the guy who gave you the money?
That guy loves potato wedges..
..and favorite place is Lonavala..
..and his name is Lucky.
What's the name of the guy who gave you the money?
- Lucky. - Lucky.
Money with L.
L for Lucky.
Come to my guesthouse in your personal car.
Handover the money and take your commission.
Thank you, sir.
(Brakes squeal)
Mother..
- You came here to give me an autograph, didn't you? - Yes.
Money and fortune have come to me together.
Hello, sir. Autograph, please.
Please, sir.
Why did you hit me?
You give an autograph with the pen, not the bat.
You sir, please give me your autograph.
Take this.
Please, sir.
Sir..stop hitting me like a punching bag.
I am a big fan.
- Are you planning to make a century? Stop.. - Take that.
Wait..what are you doing? You've hit me across the boundary.
Wait..what are you doing?
Why are you making me run?
- Take that. - Dhoni sir..
That's a six.
Beat.
Don't hit a front stroke on my backside.
Or you will break my leg.
I won the world cup twice, and you still scream at me.
I won't. I won't anymore.
You have a problem if we do ads. Take that. And that.
Last warning.
Let me take this chance too.
I will rather listen to that radio but never see the TV again.
Who hit me from the back now?
- We won the match. - Man of the Series.
Back to Pavilion.
Sir, it was two men..and there was a third guy too.
You don't know. They beat me up with a bat.
They didn't even hit Australia so badly.
Sir, I was coming here in my car.
But those two beat me up and took the money.
I hate this expression.
Do you want this, boss?
No, sir. Wait..
If you didn't like my expression, then I will change my expression.
Wait.
Sir, tell me if you didn't like it.
I will change it.
I have a big stock of nice expressions.
I swear that they stole 250 million from me.
Big players don't play such small games.
- It was someone else under the mask. - Who were they?
Answer me this.
Either you or that L for Lucky.
Oh, no.
He was Lucky? My analysis was wrong.
I thought he was honest..
..but, he turned out to be more corrupt than anyone.
(Phone rings)
- Answer the call. - Wait.
- It's Lucky. - Talk to him.
Hello, Lucky. That wasn't right.
You didn't do anything right either.
Your first mistake was to call JK.
(Phone dialing)
'Yeah..'
'The money you lost has reached me.'
'Now will you come to me, or should I bring them to you?'
'I will blame that Lucky for this robbery, and close this case.'
'- Excuse me, sir. - What happened?'
'Why are you back again Do you need something?'
'- I forgot my phone. - Your phone.'
'Where did you keep it?' I don't see it.'
'Where is it?' Did you found?
'- There it is, sir.' - 'Oh yes..'
I am extremely sorry, son.
I see..now you're saying sorry.
You want me to return the money.
Hello. Good morning. Meow Meow.
No one's completely honest in this world.
Not that JK who killed 10 men for these 250 million..
..and nor you who works for 25 percent commission.
Nor is my Positive Padma genuine who rejected my true love.
When everyone's fake, then why should I be the only honest one.
I've decided.
What are you planning to do?
I'm going to have a good time with this money alone.
It's not 25,000 we're talking about, It's 250 million.
First game, Race Course.
My lucky number is 1.
I will bet 10 million on horse no. 1.
Let's find out how lucky I am.
- Give it to me. - Here you go.
You don't know JK.
I am danger.
I see..you're danger.
If you are danger, then I like to play with danger.
You've only faced amateurs till now.
But the day you face me..
..you will know what danger is.
I am a 440-volt supercharged transformer.
I'll shock you so hard..
..that you'll get goosebumps forever.
Or you'll only have bald children.
It's best that you stay away from me.
Don't try to cling on to this supercharged transformer.
Life is a circle which comes back to a point..
..from where it started in the beginning.
Okay, hang up. Meow!
He told you to hang up the phone, not smash it.
- It was a gift, my wife gave it to me on my birthday. - Shut up.
Sorry for the nonsense, sir.
This will be the last race of his life.
Winning horse.
He will win this horse.
If this continues..
..soon he'll turn 250 million into 500 million.
What if his horse comes last?
He will win. He's the winner.
Lucky.
Tell this baldy that your horse came first in the race.
He did..
Yes.. yes..
But from the last..poor thing.
(Phone rings)
- JK. - Tell me.
His horse lost.
We lost 10 million.
Shall I take a selfie of the police officer's expression?
You're faster than news channels.
Get the remaining money from him.
Lucky, you're great, you're benevolent.
Not ordinary, extraordinary.
You know what, now return the remaining 240 million.
Otherwise, ..he'll keep checking my expressions for the next 24 hours.
Stop pleading with him.
Break his legs or his head but we must get the money back at any cost.
(Laughs)
I've understood his emotions from his anger.
Let's play a game to clear this matter.
If you repeat what I say four times..
Then the bag will be yours.
Not four, I'll repeat it forty times.
Then the bag will be mine.
I've played this a lot when I was a kid.
What do I have to say? Tell me what is the word.
Very simple.
Nandu's grandpa took Nandu's grandma..
..to Nandnagar to show her a snake.
- Repeat. - Not only simple, very-very-very simple.
Nandu's grandpa took Nandu's grandma..
..to Nangenagar.
Hold on.
Nandu's grandpa took Nandu's grandma..
..to Nangin Nagar..
- What next? - Very good.
Nandu's grandpa took Nandu's grandma..
..to Nange Nagar to show her a snake dance.
He's already lost our money..
..and now you will make us lose the rest.
Now watch an expert do it.
Nandu's grandpa took Nandu's grandma..
..to Nandnagar Corporation..
Lost your confidence. Get lost.
- Wait, don't push me. - As you wish.
Nandu's grandpa took Nandu's grandma..
..to Nandnagar..
You'll need this shoe.
Won't you avenge a police officer's insult?
Get me a dentist's appointment.
You will need one too.
We better leave.
All of you together couldn't beat one man.
Nandu's grandpa took Nandu's grandma..
We couldn't say after that.
Boss..what if we abduct his girlfriend.
Stop giving me 1970's ideas.
Lover, father, mother, these are outdated relations.
I want that man. Bring him to me.
Call him.
(Phone rings)
Hello. Meow Meow.
Lucky sir, are you busy?
Today's the 20-20 match. I am going to bet on it.
Hyderabad Vs. Kolkata.
I've bet 40 million.
40 million?
Son, take my advice and bet on Kolkata.
Gambhir is in great form.
You're bad luck.
Now I am going to bet on Hyderabad. Whether they win or lose.
Hey..call all the bookies.
Find out which bookie is he better with. (Snaps finger)
(Phone rings)
Hello.
Lucky sir, your favorite Hyderabad won.
You bad luck.
I bet on Kolkata on your advice.
I thought I will win.
40+10..I lost 50 million.
JK sir, you never took me seriously.
But that Lucky did, and that's a miracle.
Hey, find out what that Lucky's going to do next.
(Phone rings)
Hello. Good morning. Meow Meow.
Son, how much left now?
Why are you so interested in the money?
I've already converted them into dollars through laundering.
You better forget them.
Mother.
Find that Lucky.
Call all the money laundering operators.
(Brakes squeal)
Look at that.
Saturn's evil-eye, Rahu-Ketu in your hindsight.
What a title for such a poster?
And it also says that it's a family film, but separately.
And the heroine is Sunny Leone.
He will shake up the entire world.
See JK Boss..that Lucky made a film with your money.
The least he could do was put your name on the list of producers.
200 million for the film.
40 million in the cricket.
He's squandering your money.
I want to see his dying expressions.
Lucky!
Love you, son.
Lucky!
Come on, son. Come on.
(Phone rings)
- Hello. - JK, only two words.
Even death has two letters.
Love's only four, and your lover's with me.
Hey, be there in three minutes..
..or else I will slice her into pieces.
JK.
Life is a circle, it ends from where it starts and begins from there again.
Don't lay a finger on Padma.
Nothing is in our hands because life is a circle.
It ends where it stars.
You'll have to suffer for it.
All my preys have experienced what is extreme pain before they died.
Those who lay eyes on my money, I gouge their eyes out.
And you stole 250 million from me.
You can't even imagine what I am going to do with you.
Be ready to experience terrible pain.
I told you JK is danger.
Open our WhatsApp, Lucky.
Keep quiet.
Did your screen go black, or your mind went blank.
Lucky, you have only one option.
Bring my money back..
..and your lover will be returned to you.
Do you want to see Padma's photo for the last time..
..or return my money. You decide.
(Brakes squeal)
Lucky.
Come, madam.
Lucky, I've brought sister-in-law along.
Brother, will I get rewarded for my loyalty.
Go on, sister-in-law. Go.
Hey..
Stop him. Stop him. - (Tires squealing)
Why did you let the girl go?
You sent him a WhatsApp, and he sent me a WhatsApp.
And my wife was in that video.
You let her go for your wife.
She isn't just my wife, JK sir.
She's my darling, sweetheart.
Won't you break your phone this time?
Tell me who that man was.
And why did he kidnap me?
And how did you get hold of his money?
What is going on?
It's a long story.
Sorry, Lucky.
Sorry, not accepted.
Please..please, forgive me. Please.
(Music playing)
Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!
Brother-in-law.
- You know.. - What happened?
Nothing happened this time. That's what I wanted to say.
- Idiot. - Why did you hit me?
Get lost.
He hit me even when I didn't give him a bad news.
What a nice arrangement. But whose wedding is this?
I thought you will remember.
It's our son's wedding.
Even I will get forgetful in your company.
Stop forgetting and look after the arrangements.
Not that way.
- Go inside, you're the groom's father. - Now I remember.
- Mother. - Yes, dear.
Why hasn't brother arrived yet?
If you think positive, your brother will surely show up.
When you'll think of Lucky and mother misses him..
- ..then why won't Lucky show up? - Oh brother you came.
Thank you, so much.
Nirmala. Nirmala.
Father's here. Let's get out.
[Chanting Prayer]
As soon as we get married, we'll go to Europe for our honeymoon.
You forgot again, it's our son's wedding.
I remember now.
Is that the bride under the clothes?
- Call the groom. - Coming.
- Uncle, they are calling your son, not you. - I see.
- I'll go call him. - Don't worry uncle, I'll go call him.
That voice sounds familiar.
When will you improve?
You wait here.
Why are you talking like that?
Sorry.
I'll go meet brother-in-law.
You stay with mother. Go.
Okay, all the best.
Brother-in-law.
Let me go.
Come on. Come on.
You didn't expect to see me here, did you?
This is JK.
There's a bomb in one of the gift boxes.
And the remote is in JK's hand.
You will decide whether the bomb will detonate or not.
If he presses the remote..
..then soon we'll see news of a bomb blast on the TV.
So think soon, son. Where is the money?
Why are you taking so much trouble? Give him the money.
The money won't satisfy my ego.
My wounds will heal when the marriage is canceled.
JK..listen to me. Please.
Someone will be here for him soon.
Good expression.
JK, please don't harm brother-in-law.
I apologize.
I will return the money as soon as the wedding is over.
Nice expression.
Please JK, don't do this.
My father will be here soon.
What are you doing here?
Brother-in-law.
Brother.
Neelkant, what is all this?
Don't be surprised, Mr. Verma.
Your son took 250 million from JK sir.
250 million?
And since they've been playing this game.
Now you decide as the third umpire.
Papa, listen to me..the truth is..
(Gasps)
Sir, my son's already dead.
I've been mourning his death for 25 years.
But he doesn't understand.
My daughter is getting married here.
Please don't interrupt.
I don't know this man at all.
If I had a useless son like him..
..then, I would've strangled him with my own hands.
Get out of this house!
Sorry son, you have only one option now.
In order to keep your family alive..
..you must tell us where's the money.
You can whisper it in my ears.
Come on, Raja.
Panjakota's graveyard.
Boss, we found the bag.
We've hit the jackpot.
We got lucky.
Only stones and bricks. What do we do with these?
- Hey.. - Yes, boss.
- Go get him. - Right away.
Where is the money?
Where is my money? Tell me.
I am asking you.
Tell me.
- That's my money. - Your money.
- What confusion is this? - What's going on here?
25 years ago you did a scam in Char Minar bank.
I had a fixed repost of 2.5 million in that bank. What did you do with it?
You're asking me now.
I've already killed all the directors of Char Minar bank.
I also killed the inquiry officer of that case.
I even killed the reporter who published this news.
Now I'll kill you too.
Now I get it.
Behind all this entertainment, there's revenge too.
It's a goldmine idea.
Kill him!
From the time I was born, my father never uttered my name.
(Groans)
He'll bury us alive in this graveyard. Better get out of here.
You defrauded that bank.
And looted the customers.
Do you know how many lives you ruined?
Hey, is it paining?
I've been enduring this pain for 25 years.
You ruined me.
Son..you beat this man up like black money..
..and now he's useless like old demonetized money.
Stop hitting him, and take what's left of him.
What are you doing?
Aren't you satisfied with the beating he gave you?
Stay here until I get my commission.
Yes, your commission and the rest of the money is with the ACP.
Love you.
So you've been playing game since Day 1.
You never bet on the horse race.
That was a bluff.
I never bet on it.
And not even the cricket match.
Only to fool a fool.
And 200 million on Sunny Devi's family film.
Only posters.
And what was your plan next..
- JK your chapter is closed. - Jai hind sir.
JK, no clue or proof.
How will you arrest me?
(Snaps finger) Hello. Good morning. Meow Meow.
When you bluffed about the cricket bet..
..you called all the bookies.
ACP sir taped all your calls.
Then you called your money laundering friends.
He taped that too.
In your frustrated state, you revealed everything on the call.
As if someone's writing an autobiography.
Thank you.
Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.
- You know Lucky.. - Get lost.
Lucky is coming on television.
- What? Television? - Yes.
Hey, turn on the TV.
Switch to any news channel.
See, brother-in-law.
In today's crises, people are trying to get their old notes exchanged.
Mr. Lucky handed over 2000 rupees new notes to the ACP.
Wonderful, sir.
Where did you get this inspiration from?
From my father.
I got this honesty from him.
What is the name of your father?
Bhagat Verma.
Bhagat Verma, your son is really great.
Only lucky fathers get such great sons.
Such great values.
He returned 250 million.
You must have done some great deeds to get such a son.
Can I say something?
I've seen this boy before?
Oh yes..now I remember.
One day he brought lots of money to our house.
Is he your son?
Where did I keep those 2.5 million?
Oh yes, I kept them in the locker and forgot about it.
You guys are really lucky.
You're right.
Since the time my son was born, I kept calling him lucky.
But he's unlucky.
When there was a fraud at the bank, you said my son was unlucky.
That's why it happened.
Since the time he was born, you kept calling him unlucky.
You jinxed him and he became really unlucky.
He..is unlucky to be born in this house.
I will talk to my son.
(Phone dialing)
(Phone rings) Excuse me. Phone.
Hello. Yes, mom.
Are you watching the TV? Am I looking smart on TV?
Hello. Lucky.
Lucky.
Papa.
Yes, son.
Forgive me.
I couldn't understand you.
I am not worthy of being called your father.
Won't you talk to your father?
I don't have words.
I was dying to hear you say my name.
Now you called out my name.
And, there's something I want to tell you.
What?
I never visited the temple all these years.
I only worshiped you.
What are you saying, son?
I love you, papa.
This press meeting is an important announcement.
International criminal JK has been apprehended..
..from a bank robbery case.
We've recovered 240 million..
..which we will hand over to the RBI.
Why is he saying 240 million?
I thought he was an honest officer, and he took 10 million for himself.
I made mistake.
This is all your fault.
My mistake?
You bored me to death saying be positive.
I missed this golden chance as well.
Listen, I am going out for a delivery, see you in the evening.
(Phone rings)
Hello.
Hey Lucky, you were cursing me a while ago.
The one million prize money was a small amount.
It's been hiked to ten million.
You're a rare unique product.
The society needs people like you.
Best of luck for a new life.
Thank you, sir.
Positive. Positive.
You know what, let's return this to the RBI.
Why you...